Friday, November 21, 2014

Chapter 36- Ready Or Not


Leefah slowly stepped onto her broom.
"Alright folks, Prepare to be amazed at the stunning Leefah...." Leefah said to herself in a deep voice.
"Eeek! I can't believe I'm doing this!"
"WAHHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
"THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!" Leefah screamed out in joy as she raced around on her broom.
Chasity looked towards Atlas, "How's dinner coming? I'm starving"
"You were supposed to be done with it half an hour ago"
"I was doing your chores... Remember?"
"Oh c'mon, Sharing means caring"
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN HELP!" Atlas interrupted.
"Well I'm trying to watch TV" Chasity pointed out.
Atlas looked over for a second and turned back to the fridge.
"It's not even on" he said, rolling his eyes.
"Huh? Oh Sh*t!" Chasity screamed fumbling with the remote.
She clicked it and turned on the tv.
"Oh are you sure?"
"I can see the cable loading screen" he said laughing.
"It's because our cable bill hasn't been payed for in a month"
"Well why don't you get a job Mr. Robot? Oh right, you scare the daylights out of everyone who meets you. Ahora was in an asylum for a few days thanks to you"
Leefah zoomed around on her new broom, staring up at the stars. 
"It's so beautiful up here..." she said, admiring the night.
"Ah yes.... She's not expecting it... Let's paint her red my loves!"
"Really? Is that even fair?"
"I'm pretty sure Pierre said he wanted us to not kill her..."
Tophet elegantly took out her umbrella. "We don't have to... after I gut the wench we can sew her back together"
"Yeah..... I'm just gonna..."
"I'm gonna update twitter...." Ezra said, twiddling on her phone.
Joker looked over, "You still haven't followed me on twitter......"
"She followed me my love!"
"Well... I accidently clicked follow but once you do that there's no going back...."
Leefah looked down and began to descend to the ground.
"Hello all! And welcome to Sunlit Tides! One of the most beautiful vacationing spots!"
"We should go sometime! Oooh!! Let's go now!!" CHAD suggested.
"Maybe when Leefah gets her pay check... and you become human..." Chasity retorted.
The show suddenly cut off and a news report came on.
"Oh god, this crap again.. I swear, every time there is breaking news that some crazy Sh*t happens"
"I wonder why" Atlas said, tasting his soup.
"Is it rolling? Huh?... Oh okay..."
"Hello all!! Here we have a major news report coming in!"
"I'm so proud that we got another anchor, that last guy was such a dick"
"I think he married Ahora... So I'm not at all surprised"
The weather man gave a quick news forcast.
"And now, your real news since their camera should be rolling... I think..."
Chasity looked over.
"Where did you hear she remarried? That's her seventeenth husband!"
"I heard it from her, we had tea and oil"
"That is not okay, we all love talking to her because she's so awful"
Leefah walked over to her mailbox before heading inside.
"Alright, let's see what we got..."
"Oh?....Something for Chasity?"
Atlas danced as he put on the finishing touches to his soup.
"So folks, Apparently the news of the masked murderer of midnight hollow is hitting everywhere, the citizens are terrified!"
Chasity and CHAD payed no attention to the TV and continued on about Ahora.
"Behold!! I have finished!!"
"I swear, why do you bother talking to her now, you scared the crap out of her"
"I mean, we are BFFs now so..."
"False, I'm her BFF"
"Everyone is her BFF..."
"Ya true, I'm Leefah's BFF though"
"I'm sure you are...." CHAD said, trailing off as he looked towards the screen.
A fire rampaged infront of the camera.
"Whoa.... That's quite a sight? Is this supposed to be the major news?"
"Nobody knows who started the fire, but victims found inside the building have already been proven to be murdered before the fire started"
Atlas walked over and watched curiously.
"Do you think that the fire was a cover-up?"
"It's pretty freaking obvious isn't it?"
Atlas rolled his eyes.
The TV suddenly cut off connection and made a loud beeping sound.
"Oh no... Someone forgot to pay"
"I'm just saying, it's suspicious"
"Like, maybe a secret agent did it!"
"Do secret agents exitst?"
Atlas grunted as he turned off the TV.
Chasitly looked over and gasped. "WHAT THE F*CK! I WAS WATCHING THAT"
"Now you aren't, go eat my terrible slop I made you"
"I can't eat food"
Chasity breathed in deeply
She looked up, "BRING ME THE SOUP!" she commanded.
"Ew no, do it yourself"
"I would get it but you know... I'm sitting down and my feet are killing me"
"You don't even have feet!" Chasity shouted.
Leefah kicked down the door, "CHASITY CHASITY!!"
Chasity freaked out and looked back, "WHAT THE F*CK! YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!"
Leefah slowed down and calmed herself.
"Right right.... Sorry..."
"You got a letter in the mail"
"Oh okay, What did it say?"
"I'm going to text it to you"
"Wh..What why? "
"We don't want to invade your privacy"
"Reading someone elses mail is wrong and I don't wanna commit that crime"
"Leefah already.... Ugh... Fine..."
"Alright... And.... That letter... then this one.."
"Can't I just get the letter?"
"We told you, Us reading it would be wrong"
"It's like that time I saw you in your underwear and you continued to slowly change out of it and made eye contact with me the whole time"
"SENT IT!"
"Oh finally"
Chasity's ringtone played Anaconda by Nicki Minaj.
She looked around at everyone. "What?"
"Nice ringtone..."
"I feel like it fits you"
"Alright...."
Chasity stood up dramatically, shaking her boobs.
"I shall read the message!"
"I hope you enjoy the emojis" Leefah said, cracking her fingers.
"Just tell us what it says!"
Chasity raised her phone.
"Oh okay, it's a letter from my ex boyfriend Javan."
"Javan?..... I don't remember hearing about him... have you guys?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
"I know right!! Can you believe it!"
"Oh god.. Yes! Yes! Absolutely!"
"Well have you guys?"
"Beleive me, this guy is bad news. He broke her heart"
"What really?.... What happened?"
"OMG YES YES YES!!!"
Chasity stared at her phone and sent a text back to Javan.
"Guys, I have awesome news...."
"I..... Have been invited to one of the most extravagant parties ever!"
"By..... your ex boyfriend?....."
"Isn't that a little odd.... He is your ex... and he broke your heart.... then trampled on it before almost burning down our house with a cigarette... over a valentines day gift..."
"Chasity this isn't something that sounds right..."
"Oh come on Leefah.... I've moved past that and so has he"
"We are more... adulterous people now" Chasity said proudly.
"I think you mean you are more mature... you basically said you are more likely to cheat on whoever you both date" Atlas said sighing.
"So then... You wanted to head to this party? Did you get any extra invites?"
"Yup, three extra guests....... Only one problem is that I don't wanna bring CHAD..."
"Wh...What..." CHAD said, about to cry.
"You know what happens when people see you, you freak them out"
"But.... But...."
"I CAN CHANGE!" CHAD said crying tears.
"My mind is made up..."
"Oh come on, he's your friend. Who would you take instead?"
"CHAD is our new buddy, we should bring him..."
"Well...I could take...uh.... Ahora!"
"Really.... You'd take Ahora... our town skank.... to a party.... that is supposed to be super extravagant..."
"I agree... Just take CHAD.... He won't bite... I think.... can he bite?"
"Ughhhh......."
"Fine, but he has to stay in the car"
"What if I suffocate!"
"Then we'll crack a damn window..."
"I'm not a dog!"
"Where is the party anyways?"
"He lives in Midnight Hollow"
"Thats like... three days drive!"
"Is there even a place to stay?"
"I.... I'm not sure what I can wear..."
"Oh please guys....."
"If I let CHAD...." Chasity gulped, "Stay at... Javans... then can we go?"
"We're staying at his house?" Atlas asked.
"That doesn't even seem right..." CHAD pointed out.
"I..... I......."
"I didn't wanna tell you guys this... but we need to go..."
"I actually got a job to go cover a major news story happening over there and I should get a super bonus if I do well at it"
"So.... I don't have to stay in the car right?"
"Huh... Oh sure whatever" Chasity said as she texted on her phone, then giggled when her phone buzzed.
"What are you doing?"
"Texting Javan, he's even more funny than he used to be"
"Chasity...."
"I really don't think you should..."
'Relax, I gotta tell him we are coming"
"So then, when's the party?"
"We need to make sure we are ready"
"Its on Friday...."
So we need to pack up now, and leave tomorrow morning.
"I guess I'll go buy some cheeseballs..." Atlas muttered.
"If they are for the road, I can't eat them" CHAD pointed out.
"Well guess what, they aren't for you!" Atlas screamed.
"I feel like he's our new punching bag but we love him so much because he came to live with us from a totally different world"
"What do you see Tophet?" Joker asked, his voice coming from her earing.
"It appears that they have some weird robot in their house now... and they are all leaving for Midnight Hollow.... My love"
"Midnight... Hollow?"
"I beleive it's a city to the east of here, quite a drive.... Can you possibly get directions?"
"Uh.... Well I dunno if they'll give them if I asked my love..."
"But I guess I can ask politely"
"NO NOT YOU TOPHET!" Ezra asked, freaking out.
"Jeez calm down Miss Reagan."
"Oh you were talking to my love?....."
"That makes more sense I guess..."
"Well... Let's get going then"
































A trio of women running through the dead leaves on the bottom of a forest floor.
Sirens blared throughout the city of Midnight Hollow and a voice came onto the speakers, "JEWEL TRIPLETS! HELP US PLEASE!!"
"Sisters, they are calling us"
"They need our help"
"Well then ladies...."
"Let's give it to them" commanded the girl in red.






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